If what I’ve read on the internet is true about the human called Julien Blanc, then it makes me proud to be an Australian.
We gave him the boot, told him to get the fuck out.
If he stuck around any longer, I’d a taken a shit on his face. Have you ever seen emu shit? It’s nasty as fuck.
I’d given him a great big squishy slap on his stupid face.
And then maybe consider kicking him in the groin with my massive fucking toe claw.
I love being an Emu.